Wicked Orphans announced earlier today that they have signed a “multi-dollar” deal with U-Haul to store their “considirable array” [sic] of gear until such time that they have a space of their own for rehearsals. According to a band spokesperson, the deal, worth over 68 dollars a month, plus taxes, was negotiated in under fifteen minutes at the U-Haul on Churchill Road, near the bridge where the IGA is. “This deal shows that the band is serious about investing in its future and getting a really kick-ass rehearsal space where we can make sweet music,” said lead guitarist Yvan Liezick. With this major business deal behind them, the band plans to focus on other business ventures such as buying guitar strings and getting a ride downtown.
